Friday, September 10, 2010

Toast

Slave: "Master, that is not how we eat toast. You're supposed to eat the bread AND the butter at the same time. Not just suck out the butter and then play with a super-soggy piece of bread."

Master: "I don't see why I can't eat toast that way.  The butter is the best part. And who likes just whole wheat toast with all these bird seeds in it?  I'll tell you who - slaves."

3 comments:

  1. Hahaha mine does the same thing with peanut butter toast! I had to finally cut it up into small cubes, and now she just eats them. I was worried she'd spit them out once she sucked the peanut butter off! Good luck with that :)

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  2. My youngest does it with cream cheese—which he really enjoys on his toast. I have also found that cutting it up helps with the actual eating of the toast instead of just licking the cream cheese off.

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  3. Yes, who makes these silly rules anyway! I agree master - you eat your toast anyway you want. xx

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