Hair? Where??

Slave: "Master, you're growing hair!!"

Master: "Yeah, well after you threatened to pierce my ears if I didn't grow any, I have decided to finally grow some."

Slave: "Good decision. You've done a very good job with working on your sprouts too. If I hold you up to the sunshine you have a whole halo of hair. Almost as much as a baby chick."

Master: "That's it?! I've been working extra hard on growing hair.  I push and push and push all day. And that's not just to poop. Oh no, that's to grow hair.  Pooping is just a byproduct."

Slave: "Wait! I see a hair at the very back that's an inch long.  Maybe all your effort is going into that one hair."