Peek A Boo

Master: "I want to play pick-a-boo but I want to play it by my rules."

Slave: "Of course you do Master. What rules would you like to change?"

Master: "First of all, I don't want you to actually hide. I want you to just look away.  I don't like people leaving me."

Slave: "Clearly. You cry every time I leave your room. I understand that you don't want me to actually hide. I'll just look away. Is that okay?"

Master: "That's perfect. Just look away - but don't close your eyes.  Secondly, I don't want you to actually say 'peek-a-boo'. I don't like the sound of the letter 'p'.  'Boo' is okay. But I need something a bit more creative. What do you got?"

Slave: "How about 'booga-booga'?"

Master: "You are really on your game today slave.  Now just smile when you say 'booga-booga' and make sure you wait until I've had a good laugh before you say the next one."

Slave: "Excellent game master. You are most creative."