Master: "Slave, we must talk. We're having a bit of a communication breakdown."
Slave: "Oh? Do I not understand your 'arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh' anymore?"
Master: "No. You do not. I have called you here so that we can have a lesson in communication. Now, when I say 'arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh' I mean 'come hither', and when I say 'arrrrrrrrrrrgh' I mean 'I'm hungry', and when I say 'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh' I mean 'I would like to sit up now' and when I say 'arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh' I mean 'I'm stuck' and when I say 'arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh' I mean 'dance monkey dance'."
Slave: "So, what you're saying, is that there is no way that I could ever decipher what you are saying and that every minute of every day is going to be a guessing game in what makes you happy."
Master: "No. It won't be a guessing game. Weren't you listening? I just told you what everything meant. See, this is what I'm saying. You're not listening to me. Now, I say 'arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh' - what do I want?"
Slave: "You don't like your outfit anymore???"
Master: "No. It means dance monkey dance. Now dance."
Slave: "Yes Master. As you wish....."
laughing out loud. xx
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ReplyDeleteThis is very funny and quite novel way of expressing the dance of these relationships.
ReplyDeleteSometimes we cant win with the little ones so why not just enjoy them. very cool.