Friday, March 19, 2010

Breakfast

Slave: "Good morning Master. It is time to go downstairs so that I may have breakfast. As your food source, I must maintain a proper diet."

Master: "You think you get breakfast slave? I saw you have breakfast already this morning. I want to play!"

Slave: "Master, that was a mulivitamin. That doesn't count as a meal."

Master: "It does now. Now..sing!"

Slave: "Yes Master."

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