Master: "Slave! We must talk."
Slave: "Yes master? What is it that you would like to discuss?"
Master: "Do you know that green from that hangs from my Bright Starts play gym? The one I hang out with every morning while doing tummy time and practicing rolling over?"
Slave: "Yes master. You love your green frog."
Master: "You never told me I could REACH it, and it jingles!! JINGLES!! What other secrets have you been hiding from me?"
Slave: "Ummmm, I can think of only one other secret. Do you know that when you have a bath there is much splashing in the water?"
Master: "Yes slave, I do know. I love my baths."
Slave: "Well master, that splashing is you."
Master: "WHAT?! I can splash too!! I am a genius!!"
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