Strollercize

Slave: "Master, as an unforseen consequence to going to strollercize we will be spending the day upstairs."

Master: "But why Slave? My friends the green frog and crinkly leaves are downstairs."

Slave: "Unfortunately I used muscles that I have not used in many moons and as a result have very sore legs that hurt even more when descending down a flight of stairs. I now that it's not the actual class that helps you lose weight, it's the fact that you will be trapped on the one floor of your house that does not have food."

Master: "Well, that seems a bit extreme doesn't it? I see green frog every morning! I MUST see him today. Suck it up princess - we are going downstairs"

Slave: "Yes Master."