Fooling the Slave

Slave: "Master, the other slave and I feel that you should be aware that we know when you are fake crying."

Master: "Fake crying? I don't fake cry. I have no idea what you are talking about. Who fake cries anyway? And if I did fake cry - which I don't - it would probably work on you."

Slave: "Master, you fake cry until one of us come's to put your soother back in, and when we peak over the crib, you look at us and then put on a big smile, which has lead us to assume that you are fake crying."

Master: "Huh. So that smile is not going to work then? You're just going to leave me in my crib until I get bored and fall asleep?!"

Slave: "Yes Master."