Slave: "Master, it is your Grandpa-pa's birthday. We shall put on your party dress and tights and go out to bring him his birthday card. But first, we must stop at Costco for a few groceries."
Master: "Excellent. I'm glad to hear it Slave. But I think what will really happen is this - you shall put me in my party dress and tights, and we shall go to Costco, but instead of getting a few groceries I think I shall poop all over my party dress in tights, including my carseat and blanket, which will result in our first ever parking lot poopy diaper change. I will require new jammies, a new onsie and at least 27 wipes in order for this to all come to fruition. Kapeesh?"
Slave: "Yes Master, your every wish is my command."
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