Slave: "Master, I have noticed that when we watch Twilight or New Moon that you seem to be more entranced with Jacob. Unfortunately we are on Team Edward. And in fact, I think Edward may be your father."
Master: "Horseshit we're on Team Edward. Don't you think that if the other slave in this house looks more like Jacob? With the dark hair and dark eyes and all the muscles? I mean, like when he was younger? So shouldn't YOU be on Team Jacob?"
Slave: "I will give you you whatever you want if you don't mention this conversation to the other slave."
Master: "I win again! Now. Get me my Sophie Giraffe."
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