Slave: "Master, there seems to be a great debate over what colour your hair is going to be. It seems as though my family is conviced it will be red, while the other slave's family is convinced it will be dark. Could you please shed some light on the subject as we need to place a wager."
Master: "How are they even guessing at what colour my hair will be? I'm totally bald. Like, TOTALLY bald. But I say we keep them guessing. I shall keep my eyebrows fair and my eyelashes dark and that way no one will ever know what colour my hair will be until I actually grow some. Spend your money on something more useful. Like new shoes for me."
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