Slave: "Master, I think we might have to re-evaluate your bath-time routine. I'm not sure that we should put Baby Oil on your head any more."
Master: "Oh? And why is that Slave?"
Slave: "Well Master, we always put the oil on your head and then give you a bottle before bed. But when I burp you afterwards and have a little snuggle, I seem to get oil all over my face. And although it may be good for your skin, it tends to not be good for mine."
Master: "Who said it was about you anyways? I like the Baby Oil, it makes my skin soft and makes me smell delicious. The oil stays!!"
Slave: "Yes Master."
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