Slave: "Master why are you crying now? You were sooo happy just a moment ago."
Master: "I have decided that I don't like pink anymore. Why do girls always have to wear pink? Why can't it be a nice rose colour, or purple? And I have to point out that if I did ever wear blue or green it would make my eyes pop! Now Slave, why do you dress me in pink all the god-damn time?"
Slave: "Because you're bald and everyone always thinks you're a boy and I don't want to get your ears pierced yet so I dress you in pink so there's no confusion."
Master: "Oh. Well. Pink does bring out my cream-coloured complextion. You are forgiven."
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