Slave: "Ha! I totally caught you red handed!"
Master: "I have no idea what you are talking about slave."
Slave: "I just saw you roll over from your back to your tummy. The other slave has found you like that in the crib on several occasions, but we have never actually seen it. And I just saw it."
Master: "You must be mistaken. I clearly do not know what you speak of. Have you had your eyes checked?"
Slave: "My eyes are fine. I just saw you do it! I even have it on film."
Master: "I shall deny everything. You saw no such thing. I do not have the ability to roll over from my back to my tummy thereby giving me a new party trick."
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