Slave: "Master, I must thank you for sleeping in the morning and sleeping all through last night. It is a most excellent Slave Day present."
Master: "Slave Day? How come you get a day that's so special? Is that why the other slave made french toast? When's Master Day? And for the record, I didn't sleep all that time for you, I was exhausted from being at my cousin's birthday party and staying up so late. I need my beauty sleep."
Slave: "It's Master Day every day. Every day we try to make you feel special."
Master: "I am special. But, if we are going to be celebrating anything, I must be put into a party dress."
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