Two Tutu's?

Slave: "Master, why are you not jumping in your jolly jumper anymore?"

Master: "I do NOT jump. I float and have twinkle toes like a ballerina. Therefore I shall only 'jump' if I am wearing a tutu."

Slave: "Of course my beautiful dancer. Would you like to wear the blue one or the purple one?"

Master: "Well, the purple one matches my outfit and the blue one makes my eyes pop so we might as well wear both. I just can't decide which one I look cuter in. Maybe I should let my public decide."