Master: "Slave, I need you to block the sun for me. I hate it when it gets in my eyes. And since you are the one who forgot my sunglasses, you will be my shade."
Slave: "But Master, I am very fair and when I spend too much time in the sun I burn and become very cranky."
Master: "Do you have any idea how cranky I will become if you do not block the sun?"
Slave: "Good point. Is me standing here sufficient enough to block the sun?"
Master: "No, a little to the left. A little more. Now down. No, up again. Little to the right. Now stand on one foot. Tilt 25 degrees......perfect! Hold that pose. I can now enjoy being outside without the sun burning out my retinas. "
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