Slave: "Master, you are starting to creep me out staring at me like that while I eat."
Master: Creepy stare.
Slave: "Master, would you like something to eat as well? I don't think apples and peanut butter are a good first choice for you, but we can put you in the Bumbo chair and see how you do with your own food."
Master: "Excellent idea slave. And it just so happens that I'm wearing a shirt that matches the Bumbo. But what's that you have there?"
Slave: "It's rice cereal. It's a special food just for little Master's. I believe that you will find it quite delicious."
Master: "It looks like barf."
Slave: "It smells like barf. Here, try some."
Master: "Ugh, that feels funny. But it's not bad if I push it around in my mouth with my tongue. Excellent cooking slave."
Most humorous. I'm enjoying your blog. Wait until she tries veggies and fruit, especially fruit. She will definitely say, "Excellent cooking slave!"
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